Techniques for the Utterly Inept

Subpoint 3: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

For those who can't be bothered with actual effort, we present to you... Subpoint 3: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum. A technique where you do the absolute least amount of work required to appear as if you're doing something.

This involves:

• Setting reminders for 10 minutes in advance of every meeting.
• Using a 'To-Don't' list instead of a 'To-Do' list.
• Telling everyone you meant to do it, you just... didn't.

For further reading on the Art of Doing the Bare Minimum, visit:

• Bare Minimum Cheatsheet

Or for more information on other subpoints, visit:

• Subpoints 1: The Art of Procrastination